Kosher Jokes
Rabbinic Supervision
A rabbi was walking down the street when he saw Benny, a member of his synagogue, entering a non-kosher restaurant. Puzzled, he went closer to the restaurant and peeked in the window.» keep reading
He is Messiah, But...
A rabbi was teaching his class about the days following the arrival of the Messiah.
"At that time, the Messiah will slaughter the Shor Ha-Bor, the giant ox. The meat from this enormous beast will be enough to feed the entire world!" he said.» keep reading
Seven Refrigerators
Mendel was making aliyah, so as a new immigrant to Israel, he was allowed to bring household items with him into the country without charge, duty-free. However, appliances that are brought in order to be sold are subject to an import duty (tax).» keep reading
The Remedy for Bacon
David was a baal teshuvah. He was studying with a rabbi who was helping him to learn about Judaism and the Torah. He had made a lot of progress. He began to eat only kosher food, and he made an effort to keep Shabbos the best he could.» keep reading
The Baked Apple
The rabbi of a certain congregation was getting further on in years, so he decided that he wanted to try pork at least once before he died.» keep reading